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"What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Swim!"
"What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you? A Poltergeese!"
"How do you kill a 1 legged fox? Make him run across Canada. (sorry)"
"What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common? No *ball*room"
"Living in Russia... Living in Russia in the winter, you're already snowden."
"What does an alcoholic ghost drink? BOO'S."
"Q: When driving through fog what should you use? A: Your car."
"It's so weird how everyone's taste buds are different, but only mine are right."
"4-year-old: It's not fair. Boys can have beards but girls can't. Me: Well, girls can have babies and boys can't. 4: Want to trade?"