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Joke of the Day

"""Superman gets morning steel. That's hot."" Filed under things I think about while having my coffee."

"I just found out the mods' password! [removed]"

"Whisper out to librarians!"

"Me: Are these your kids? Boss: ""Yep"" They're gorgeous! ""Thanks"" Step kids? ""Nope"" Adopted? ""No.."" .. "".."" She's cheating on you.. ""Get out"""

"Yeah I got a job at Coca Cola... It's sodapressing."

"We all exist due to a radioactive explosion that formed the universe and with endless posibilities... ...you're sitting on your computer reading jokes on the internet."

"How do you get a fat chick in bed? A piece of cake."

"wife: im sick of him jeopardizing our marriage therapist: how do you respond to that kyle? me: ill take susan is being a huge baby for $600"

"A husband and his wife. ""honey I have a confession to make. I've been seeing a psychiatrist"" ""Thats's okay dear"" the wife replied. ""I've been seeing the pool man and our daughter's basketball coach"""

"How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus? Social net twerking"