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Joke of the Day

"No sane person argues with their GPS as much as I do."

"Irreconcilable differences The judge says to Mickey, ""I can't grant you a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy."" ""I didn't say she was crazy,"" says Mickey, ""I said she was fucking Goofy!"""

"Exams are like girlfriends! - difficult 2 understand - too many questions - more explanations are needed And results are most of the time failure..."

"Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas? Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!"

"I actually like the smell of moth balls, but it's so hard to hold them still without hurting their little wings."

"What Are Donald Trump's favorite kind of nuts? Wall nuts."

"You know you've overplayed Mario Kart 64 when the next morning you Instinctively swerve to avoid a banana skin on the road."

"Why is Donald Trump a good candidate? Because if he was bad he'd be a CANTdidate."

"Last week I ran out of toilet paper and only had a dollar so I bought a pack of gum at CVS. I haven't run out of receipt yet."

"Vagina Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock Who's there? Marquis de Sade Marquis de Sade who? It's taking too long for you to de Sade to open up"