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Joke of the Day

"If you watch Cinderella backwards... ..it's about a women who learns her place. Old one but still funny."

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"Marijuana is not a gateway drug... I have never been smoking weed and thought, ""I know what this needs! Meth!..."""
"Math and sex... sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply"
"What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry? When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!"
"Sober me will always have your back.Drunk me will convince you to get a tattoo of a unicorn doing a dolphin over a rainbow on your back."
"What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater? What are you Tolkien about..."
"I could add boolean operators to my search... OR NOT"
"An Airport goes to the Dr... And the Dr says, ""i have bad news. You have cancer."" The airport replies, ""oh no, what kind?"" ""Terminal."""
"My 5 year old is looking all over the house for his drumsticks but he won't have any luck finding them without a shovel."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? ... to get to the other slide. H/T - my seven year old son."
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