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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fight in Mexico? A Juan on Juan."
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"Do you have something against black people?!?!!? Yes, an alarm system."
"Some people are really tired after abortions... It's like they got life sucked out of them."
"School is like a boner It's long and hard unless you're asian."
"Let stand in microwave for 2 minutes.' Hah. Yeah, like I make microwave dinners because I'm patient."
"There are 3 types of people in this world Those who are good with numbers and those who aren't"
"A man walks in on his roommate, Internet, crying in the other room. When he asks why, Internet sobs: ""Everything I touch turns gay!"""
"Think you know guilt? *takes long drag on cigarette* I'm the wildebeest who killed Mufasa. *exhales* I hear Simba's screams every night."
"Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Iinternet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking."
"If Linkin Park was to describe photons: ""[...] But in the end, it isn't even matter."""