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Joke of the Day
"Why did the crab jump out of the water? Because the SeaWeed.."
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"Gerard Butler is what I imagine Shrek would be like if he transformed back into a human."
"Did you hear about the wheat farmer that got sent to jail? His wife *bailed* him out."
"My mind says ""no"" but my heart says ""yes"", all my vital organs speak English, it's very confusing and loud"
"After my prostrate exam, the nurse asked me an interesting question. She asked ""Who was the guy in the lab coat?"""
"Did you hear about the girl with twelve nipples? Sounds strange, dozen tit?"
"What's brown and sticky? Chris Brown after each prison stay."
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"What do you call an Isis execution recorder A daesh cam"
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