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Joke of the Day

"After my prostrate exam, the nurse asked me an interesting question. She asked ""Who was the guy in the lab coat?"""

"What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? Both of them cost $100 and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed!"

"I could never date a homophobe... I just don't think he'd be into that."

"I'm doing Bikram yoga today. By that I mean I'm in the back seat of a hot car trying to contort myself enough to reach the ignition."

"NSFW I Had Sex With My Teacher Re-Dux I'm self-taught."

"Do you know how our planet got it's name? Cause if you do, please tellus"

"Whats the odd one out ? The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination."

"Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio?!?! and the steering wheel, the dashboard, the windshield...."

"How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves? They Rocked their doors."

"Dear Fork, I know we haven't spoken since I ran away with Dish, but I thought you should know you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon"