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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the girl with twelve nipples? Sounds strange, dozen tit?"
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"I've got loads of jokes about undelivered letters. But people just don't get them."
"I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos but it's hard... So hard."
"At first I thought this subreddit was beating a dead horse. But it had only fainted."
"If anyone is interested I'll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 6:00pm until I get escorted out by security."
"I'm always a little suspicious of women who say that they don't ""remember things"""
"I LOVE YOU ... A man was out for a drink with his wife one night and he said, ""I love you"". The wife asked, ""Is that you or the beer talking"" He said, ""It's me........ I'm talking to the beer""!"
"Waiter what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !"
"A Call for Assistance by Linda Hand"
"To girls suffering from a case of too many friend requests: Here is a free tip Put some clothes on and post your real pictures without Photoshop or makeup. Problem solved!"