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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the wheat farmer that got sent to jail? His wife *bailed* him out."
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"My pet mouse ""Elvis"" has died :( He was caught in a trap......."
"What's 6"" long and women love it? 100$ bill."
"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He's all right now."
"It's almost Christmas, which means it's almost time to hear my parents' new excuses for why Jennifer Lawrence isn't under the tree again."
"I think we should line up all the presidential candidates and see which one a dog doesn't bark at. That person should become president."
"Did you hear about the new low fat religion? ""I Can't Believe Its Not Buddha"""
"HR: Can you explain this?? Me: I thought it was CORNhub, with recipes on how to make delicious corn and corn related dishes"
"Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!"
"Which color confuses an idiot? Blue"