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Joke of the Day

"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear"

"Why did the robot get the electric chair? Because he was charged with battery."

"Where does a russian bird sleep? IN A COMMU-NEST"

"What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living? A Poptometrist!"

"I loved church when i was little, but what i hated was all the standing up, and sitting down and kneeling I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me already."

"Someone draws a Swastika on Trump's Star on the Walk of Fame And you can't tell if it's from a Trump supporter or protester"

"My Lecturer asked me why i was failing my class ""Is it ignorance or apathy?"", he said. Honestly, I don't know and I don't care."

"saddam hussein is full of shiite."

"""I was going home with someone new every night. I didn't even know their names, and you know what? I didn't care."" - class hamster memoir."

"The New 20 Dollar Bill Will Only Be Worth 12 Dollars Thanks to the 3/5ths compromise."