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Joke of the Day

"What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady? Depends..."

"What is the network admin favourite lullaby? Mary had a little LAN"

"Why Are Jews Considered Optimists? They cut a little off before they know how big it's going to be."

"Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free. (Stolen from my science textbook)"

"ME: OMG I CAN'T BREATHE I ATE WAY TOO MUCH CALL A DOCTOR HER: do you want dessert? ME: ok, but just a small slice."

"My soon to be ex-wife just told me I need to face my demons. nnWTF. I was looking right at her."

"what is the difference between love and herpies? Love doesn't last forever."

"Facebook is terrific way to connect with classmates who haven't aged as well as you."

"Brazone : when a woman wants you to always support her, but gets rid of you the moment she is home and comfortable."

"Forgot to turn on the grill, burgers been on there for half an hour, I know cause the tv show I like's over & nothing's on fire."