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Joke of the Day

"Before I had my son, I used to hate kids. Now I just hate yours."

"A gorilla walks into a bar and says ""I'd like a toddler on the rocks, please"""

"Bread is just bread until you drop it on the floor. Then it's toast."

"Danny DeVito... Danny DeVito is 70 years old, but he's had a short life."

"Four gay guys walk into a bar... To see only one stool was open. ""Ah not a problem!"" The bartender said as he flipped the stool upside down."

"I carry a bar of soap in my pocket so when someone tries to talk to me I can pull it out and say someone is paging me and leave."

"People always ask, would you rather be right or happy? I have always found I'm happiest when I'm right!"

"Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves? Jingle Fett"

"i have 1 queston for u what are thoooose"

"My daughter has green eyes, she got that from me, my wife on the other hand has black eyes.. She also got those from me."