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Joke of the Day

"A gorilla walks into a bar and says ""I'd like a toddler on the rocks, please"""

"What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service? Netfocks"

"Q: How do you make a hot dog stand? A: Take away its chair."

"[on date] ME: I'll have a steak WAITER: How would u like that cooked? ME: Uhh with fire or some kind of heat? *rolls eyes at date*"

"I put Pepsi in my car instead of gas and now it doesn't work so think of that next time you reach for a refreshing soda."

"Want to hear a funny presidential joke? Donald Trump."

"So a black man walks into a store and bought 5 items. April fools, he stole them."

"Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot? ...because he was using too much fowl language"

"Dad joke Son: ""Dad, tell me a joke."" Dad: ""Pussy."" Son: ""I don't get it."" Dad: ""I know."""

"The miserly squirrel never found a mate, because he insisted on a prenutshell agreement."