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Joke of the Day
"Why do women fake orgasms? They think men care. I'll see myself out."
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"What's the difference between how black men treat their beer and their children? If a black man asks you to hold his beer, you can be sure that he'll come back for it."
"""SANTA"" rearranged is ""SATAN""...I'm on to you fat man"
"Snoop Dogg tweeted that he was in one of the shark costumes during the halftime show. ""That wasn't Snoop Dogg, it was just Snoop Lion."""
"My friend once talked me out of jumping off a building with my new homemade glider wings. He said I didnt understand the gravity of the situation."
"Auto-correct changed my ""I'm tired"" to ""shut the fuck up, you unemployed bitch""."
"What's a Republican Congressman's favorite movie? Kill Bill"
"Divorce is when you tell someone: Hey I know you better than anyone else on Earth and I'm gonna take a pass"
"Eye no howe too spiel"
"In case you wondered how much patience I have for questions today, I just told my 4-year-old the sky is blue because I said so."