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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to start a 70's tribute band with some guys from the office. .. It's gonna be called watercooler and the gang."

"Another off color limerick A sperm, alack and forsooth Was at it's moment of sexual truth It had hoped to fall On the womb's spongy wall But was dashed to it's death on a tooth!"

"The Packers or the Colts. Take your Pick"

"Starting a new job today. I'm not sure what company, but it's wherever this lady with the giant box of donuts is going."

"I'd run way more miles a day if someone holding a bagel was running in front of me and someone holding a spider was chasing after me."

"I told the sad ghost ten puns to raise his spirits... No pun intendid."

"The worst racist joke I can think of. A black man and a parrot walk into a bar The Bartender says ""Wow what a beautiful bird where did you get it?"" The parrot reply's ""Africa"""

"Questionably funny ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Police"" ""Police who?"" ""Police open the door"" Posted this in anti-jokes since it is not really funny, and was told to put it here."

"Companies should make camouflage condoms... So they never see you comin"

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on its head. That was on South Park last night and made me lose it."