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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew a light bulb!"

"Why do black people have big nostrils? Because air is free"

"What does a sheep in denial say? Nahhhh"

"The only ""B"" word you should call women is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."

"Not a joke, sorry, but I'm new to this subreddit... Does this subreddit actually have 36 million ""humorists"" or is that a joke? If so, I don't get it."

"What do you call a black girl under age 30 named Sarah? Identity thief."

"Why did the plant cross the road? Cus it was being stalked!"

"What's wrong with Andrew Jackson? He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears."

"How to offend a lot of redditors at once? You're penis"

"This girl said she wouldn't have sex with me because she was on her period... I'd say her excuse was spotty at best."