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Joke of the Day
"Accidents Happen Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids!"
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"What's the difference between the bird flu and the the swine flu? For bird flu you need tweetment, for swine flu you need oinkment."
"in australia we call her kilometrey cyrus"
"I was walking along the pavement and there was this sign that said, ""Pavement ahead closed. Please use other side."" It made me cross."
"Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink."
"Silly Billy went in a library and said, "" I would like to have a pizza."" Librarian - "" Sir, this is a library."" Billy goes near his ear and whispers - "" I would like to have a pizza."""
"Someone draws a Swastika on Trump's Star on the Walk of Fame And you can't tell if it's from a Trump supporter or protester"
"I just accidentally opened the door for a jehovah's Witness and he took one look at me and just walked away."
"What idiot named it a mugshot instead of a cellfie?"
"What word is always spelled wrong? Wrong"