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Joke of the Day

"Pizza Hut Employee: I'm sorry but we don't deliver bog grass. I'm not even sure what that is. Moose: [incoherent bellowing]"

"Why can't bikes stand up on their own? They are two tired."

"""PARTY FOWL"" someone yelled as the drunk duck did another keg stand"

"If it wasn't for morning television where would these forgotten musicians perform their 1992 hit singles?"

"Q: How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done."

"Listening to ska is like a bad hand job... It's all upstrokes"

"What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison"

"What's the difference between LSD and my dad? LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me."

"Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the ""paws"" button on the VCR."

"If the Austrian Police had a Orchestra, what instrument would they use? The Glockenspiel."