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Joke of the Day
"What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween? As John Cena because you can't see them."
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"Two things are expected on reddit. To be corrected and to find out who's racist"
"The Karate Kid grew up to be The Karate Man and now he's the Pizza Hut delivery guy with a ponytail who tries to talk to you about swords."
"Me: How are you doing? Is our date starting to feel a bit awkward? Her: Yeah, a little... Me: I was talking to my mom! Mom: No, I'm fine."
"Why are all italian men named Tony Because when God made them he stamped TO NY on their foreheads"
"What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !"
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress up her as an altar boy."
"My first child will be named New Folder."
"If you're only18, please don't tweet philosophy and proverb verbiage based on your first love and the difficulty of your inexperienced life."