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Joke of the Day

"What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween? As John Cena because you can't see them."

"One day, a man ran through Red Square in Moscow, shouting at the top of his lungs, ""Khrushchev is a fool!"" He was subsequently arrested for revealing state secrets."

"[interview] So what's a personal strength? ""Honesty."" And a failing? ""I murder people who don't hire me."""

"Thanks God for Fast food! Lucky for us we do not have to hunt our own food, because I don't have the slightest idea where the hot dogs live."

"Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calendar They each got 6 months"

"People who decorate their cars for Christmas are in serious need of help."

"What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine? The hippocampus."

"A donkey walked 12 miles.. but when measured the front leg walked 12 miles but the back legs walked only 10 miles Its because he was walking in a circle"

"A termite walks into a bar And asks ,"" Is the bar tender here?"

"Do you know why... ...they bury lawyers 10 feet under, instead of the usual 6 feet under? Because ""deep down"" they're good people."