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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for medicine."

"What is Hitlers favorite juice shop? Jamba Jews"

"meat what is the chepist type of meat? deer balls because there under a buck."

"Dear Lord, Thank you for these noodles I'm about to eat and the good deal I got buying them in bulk at Costco. RA-MEN!"

"Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'"

"What is a relationship? It's the one that always sinks...."

"Hi, you've reached my voicemail. Send me a text like a normal person."

"the 10,000 hours rule is simpley not true i hav said ""helo bird"" to a bird for over 10,000 hours but i still cam't talk to birds"

"My girlfriend just text me that she really hates periods... I told her without them, life would just be one long run-on-sentence"

"I am a master of tearable puns But only on paper"