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Joke of the Day
"What are Mario's overalls made out of? Denim denim denim."
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"Would the person who has been writing my horoscope please lighten up."
"""Spring is in the air"" I proclaim as I hurl a Slinky at your head."
"A cop stops a prostitute... and asks have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before? ""No, but I've been swung around by my titties."""
"Penguins can't fly. Sometimes I get bummed out thinking about that. But then I remember I don't have to clean penguin shit off my car."
"I got a job at an orange juice factory I couldn't concentrate so I was canned"
"Reddit's integrity"
"How does a mathematician swear? Math-you."
"Why did the chicken double-cross the road? To change sides."
"I told an ebola joke And only 50% died laughing."