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Joke of the Day
"""Spring is in the air"" I proclaim as I hurl a Slinky at your head."
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"Please, person who just said ""libary"", tell me more about what an avid reader you are."
"What did 9/11 have in common with a lasagna? There was ground meat between the layers."
"RIP hacker who was spying on me through my Laptop's camera. Died of boredom"
"I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed."
"""First things first I'm the illest. Drop this & let the whole world feel it, and I'm still in the Murda Bizness I could hold you down like I'm givin' lessons in killin' ""-Ebola"
"Black eye Tom: ""Hey buddy, howya do...whoa! who gave you that black eye? Sam: ""My wife"" Tom: ""I thought she was out of town for the weekend."" Sam: ""So did I."""
"Potato Chip are like car company they are very good at making air bags."
"Reddit knock knock joke Knock knock..who's there...go away the punchline is private!!"
"How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her."