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Joke of the Day
"I told an ebola joke And only 50% died laughing."
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"What do you get when you breed a Shih Tzu with a Poodle? A shit poo"
"236 luftballoons* * - adjusted for inflation"
"How do German women know when they're pregnant? They're never late..."
"HOW TO BEAT YOUR COMPUTER AT CHESS WITHIN 5 SECONDS: just set the difficulty to OBAMA.It will never come up with a strategy."
"How was copper wire invented? A Dutchman and a Scotsman fighting over a penny."
"A man walks into an Australian pet store, He asks the bloke behind the counter ""where do you keep the kangaroos mate?"" The bloke replies, ""outback."""
"What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo"
"I saw a woman with no arms today... ...she was statuesque."
"why pay kristen stewart millions of dollars when a cardboard cutout of kristen stewart will give the exact same performance for free"