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Joke of the Day
"I told an ebola joke And only 50% died laughing."
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"I like my women like I like my reality shows.... Naked and afraid."
"People say I'm too condescending. (That means I talk down to them)"
"I fed the pigs at my farm their food, I guess I could say they went ham"
"Why I dislike German sausages. They are the wurst."
"What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!"
"There is only one rule for when you're in Mexico Trust no Juan."
"Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life."
"Stop it guys, there's no such thing as Canadian English. We just say ""free healthcare"" more and ""supersized"" less."
"[Racist] Why can't African Americans stretch their arms? Because they're handcuffed."