184732
Joke of the Day
"Reddit's integrity"
Next Joke
"What is nine inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden Infant Death Syndrome"
"There are plenty of fish in the sea. Sometimes you just need a really big fishing rod."
"You were beautiful in my dreams, but a fucking nightmare in reality."
"my mate rang me earlier.... My mate rang me earlier and says ""Hey dude, what you up to?"" ""Probably failing my driving test"" I say"
"This spa was amazing! Umm Miss, you just walked through our car wash."
"What do you call an Indian guy who's seen it all? Been-there Done-that Sorry if it's been posted before but I just heard it from my Indian friend and thought I'd share"
"If you're in a wheelchair and you say your date stood you up, it's unclear to me whether your night was lousy or remarkable."
"I just thought of the most badass hobbit name: Oak Smashfoot. Oh god, I'm so tired."
"It's not working. I've napped every day this week at work and not a single raise or promotion. Sleeping my way to the top was a stupid idea."