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"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, as long as there's a bed inside."
"Speed Dating Tell me something about yourself I have 3 cats What do u do for fun I have 3 cats What are you most proud about I have 3 Next"
"Q: What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer? A: ""Would you like fries with that?"""
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"Do you know what the twins were doing in the wigwam? I can't tell you... it's *two-in-tents*."
"I've satisfied every waitress I've met... With just the tip"
"Marriage is like a deck of cards At the start all you need is a heart and a diamond. By the end you just want a club and a spade"
"Where do South Africans buy their pastrami and salami? At the Nelson Mandeli."