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Joke of the Day
"How does a mathematician swear? Math-you."
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"If I had a penny for every Trump joke being made right now I would have a small loan of a million dollars"
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"What do you call a missing psychic midget? A small medium at large."
"A Roman man walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers... and says ""5 beers thanks""."
"Women are a lot like cars. You rarely get a brand spanking new one, and as soon as you've been in it once. It loses more than half its value."
"I won the lottery for a million dollars today so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. ... ... I now have $999,999.75"
"I'm going to stand outside So if anyone asks, I'm out standing"
"My imagination ran away with me, but we're both out of shape and didn't get very far."
"PSA: If you've got an Islamic dog... Muslim"