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Joke of the Day
"What did the man say to the suffocating clown? You've got to be choking"
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"Did you hear about the guy with the perfectly average facial features. I hear it was a mean look."
"Mom and Dad said I was bad for putting a cell phone in my vagina but I don't know why. I always come when I'm called."
"What do you name a dog with no legs? ""Cigarette"" because you take him out for a drag."
"Thanks for yelling at me and calling me names on the internet. I have the same opinion as you do now"
"Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores? Because slavery is illegal."
"My kitchen drawer was stuck but my husband got it open. I guess all it needed was a big jerk."
"Two Centaurs Two centaurs are playing rough and things getting heated. Are they man-handling each other or just horsing around?"
"Dear guy lighting bottle rocket fuses with a cigarette that's still in your mouth, You're going as a pirate for Halloween."
"Double standars If a woman has sex with lots of men, people call her a slut. If a man does the same, they call him an homosexual."