198065
Joke of the Day
"What do you name a dog with no legs? ""Cigarette"" because you take him out for a drag."
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"Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic? Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower."
"What do Donald Trump & the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs."
"Whats white and likes to shoot? Kevin Nash"
"Q: Why did the computer squeak? A: Someone stepped on the mouse."
"Three guys walk into a bar: an alcoholic, a priest, and a child molester... And that's just the first guy."
"What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone."
"I wish ""it's the thought that counts"" worked for housework."
"The worst thing you can do to a woman is to not let her see the picture you just took of her."
"Life is like a shit sandwich... The more bread you have the less shit you have to eat."