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Joke of the Day

"How does every racist joke start? *Looks around the immediate area*"

"I'm gonna be celebrating MLK the only way I know how... By napping, because you can't have a dream if you aint sleeping."

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway."

"According to Einstein, ""Everything is relative."" Sort of like the marriages in Alabama."

"I got excited when I came across this ""topless Bar"", in kolkata while driving home last night. I walked in and was shocked to find out that it had no roof !"

"Why did Adele crossed the road? To say hello from the other side."

"The eyes are the window to the soul which is why I'm throwing pebbles at your face."

"True story My dad ate whale in Japan but it wasn't on porpoise."

"Single and divorced men in their 40's prefer women at their own maturity level. That explains why they date women half their age."

"Great shoulder tattoo. I bet butterflies are really significant to you and have shaped you into the person you are today, right?"