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Joke of the Day

"I was banging my neighbors wife, doggy style, when her husband came home... She said, ""OH MY GOD, use the BACKDOOR!!"" I should've left at that point, but you don't get an offer like that every day..."

"I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years I don't have 2020 vision"

"I'm at my most Michael Phelps when I find out someone has peed in the pool."

"I once had a selfie with Dwayne Johnson at the Alcatraz Island (during an SF City Tour)... Now I know what it feels to be stucked between The Rock and A Hard Place..."

"Hear about the blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus Burned her lips on the exhaust pipe"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Ha! Feminists can't change anything."

"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until a boy is at least 14 before coming on his face."

"Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a table, and then a chair."

"What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ? Hey, watt's up ?"

"What happens when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"