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Joke of the Day

"Single and divorced men in their 40's prefer women at their own maturity level. That explains why they date women half their age."

"Did you hear about the Irish man who tried to blow up a bus? He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe."

"Little do you know that in my head I've already married you, divorced you, and hidden your body."

"What happened after the eyeliner and mascara got in a fight? They had make-up sex."

"What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane? Ground beef"

"It starts with.... Her sinking into your arms And it ends with her arms into your sink"

"My gynecologist didn't think my ventriloquism skills were as charming as I did."

"Me: What the hell do you want? Him: Um, YOU called ME."

"What do you call a cannibal who eats a lot of cereal eaters a cereal eater..."

"Why does Reddit hate Fencing? Ripostes"