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Joke of the Day

"According to Einstein, ""Everything is relative."" Sort of like the marriages in Alabama."

"Mum!! Please can you take me to the toilet? No! I'm busy. Ask your grandmother. Actually I'd rather ask Grandad. His hand shakes more."

"Son: Dad, is cousin Billy a mosquito? Me: In Alabama? S: Yeah. M: Of course not. Why do you ask? S: Mom said he was the product of insects."

"Maybe we got it wrong and God just wanted to play doctor for a day: 'Here Moses, take these two tablets and call me in the morning'"

"Confucius he say Man who wank into till Come into money. Source: My mate Dave at uni circa 1998."

"If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?"

"The guy who cuts my hair tells me that the iPad 3 is coming out in March and the iPad 4 is coming out in October."

"A woman came in for a job interview wearing an abacus on her head. I hired her right on the spot. It's so hard to find employees who you can count on."

"This youth group broke the number one cardinal rule of making money at a Car Wash. They let the fat chick hold the car wash sign."

"What do women and Slinkies have in common? Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs."