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Joke of the Day

"Great shoulder tattoo. I bet butterflies are really significant to you and have shaped you into the person you are today, right?"

"Remember people, good manners is what separates us from the French."

"When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing? When you're buying salt."

"Did you see the article about Apple buying large, popular websites? Yeah, iReddit."

"Someone keeps throwing cheese at me Yeah, real mature."

"I tried growing some thin fruit last month But there's been slim pickings."

"Reducing air pollution isn't an easy task, it's emission."

"Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? Their boyfriends eat with their hats on."

"I got asked out by 12 girls out of the women's bathroom"

"What do you call a strong woman with a successful career and family life? A human being you fucking sexist."