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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway."
Next Joke
"My friend said, ""Hey, can you tell me the time?"" I said, ""Not on my watch"""
"I didn't send Christmas cards this year, what with the economy and all. Mostly I'm just lazy, but blaming the economy is so much more fun."
"I saw her biting her bottom lip so I threw her a cupcake. Poor girl must have been starving."
"when asked about the future of artificial intelligence.... some people say it will be a catastrophic cataclysmic calamity.... and some people say that's what she said."
"I've seen: UFOs Ghosts A Two Headed Turtle Kimodo Dragons But nothing is as unbelievable to me as seeing Trump run for president."
"She: But WHY are you breaking up with me? Please tell me honestly. He (sigh): Ok It's...your ""signature sex move"" She: Judgmental Corpse?"
"My phone keeps going missing Serves me right for leaving it on airplane mode"
"And tonights weather: Dark."
"What's the difference between apathy & empathy? Don't know. Don't care."