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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna be celebrating MLK the only way I know how... By napping, because you can't have a dream if you aint sleeping."

"Honey, were out of snake food. ""What? For what snake?"" Honey, I bought a snake"

"How many Donald Trumps does it take to change a lightbulb? One, he holds up the bulb and the world revolves around him"

"What do bunnies do when they get married? Go on a bunnymoon"

"My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta"

"What do you call a can made in Mexico? A Mexican."

"How do you circumcise a redneck... Uppercut his sister in the jaw."

"I went to a really emotional wedding the other day... Even the cake was in tiers."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a chair...and a table"

"Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you."