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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky."
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"Reason for ER visit: Injured in a masturbatory frenzy Again."
"2 antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"I'm pretty sure today is one of my family members birthday..... I should probably ""unblock"" them and check."
"Confusius says Whaaat?!"
"What did one German wheat farmer say to the other German wheat farmer? Gluten tag"
"Why are black people so tall? Because they're negros. (Hah get it? Knee grows?)"
"What do straight horses eat? hay"
"How does the Catholic Church make their holy water? They boil the hell out of it."
"Dear Father Christmas this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson."