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Joke of the Day

"Dear Father Christmas this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson."

"I have sexdaily I mean dyslexia, fcuk"

"What do Mormons and tweakers have in common? They both ride bikes and go on missions."

"I asked a New Zealander how many sexual partners he'd had He started counting but then fell asleep."

"What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man!"

"Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you."

"Why is Reddit called ""Reddit""? The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil."

"You know why Santa Claus doesn't have any children? Because he only comes once a year and that's down a chimney."

"How do you throw a party in space? You planet."

"donald trump: ILL HAVE THE SUPER SALAD! waiter: lol no I said soup OR s- [assistant sliding $100] just bring him a huge bowl of lettuce"