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Joke of the Day
"Why are black people so tall? Because they're negros. (Hah get it? Knee grows?)"
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"Revenge is a dish best served with anchovies. Seriously, it hides the taste of cyanide"
"Before you tell me anything about your kid you should know I'm going to mentally leave my body."
"A pizza shop owner was found dead covered in pepporoni, mushrooms, ham and pineapple. Word is...he topped himself."
"Do you want to celebrate!? It's the year of the cock."
"Being sick and tired of all the excess fat, one day I decided to burn it off. And then I started running... ..from the police for setting my wife on fire."
"What has four wheels and flies A Garbage truck"
"A psychic dwarf escaped from prison There's a small medium at large."
"I once watched a documentary on ferns because the remote was out of reach."
"Two fish are in a tank One says to the other: You man the guns, I'll drive."