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Joke of the Day
"What do straight horses eat? hay"
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"I find it quite easy to relate to mushrooms I'm also a fun guy"
"What is Cole's law? Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise"
"Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Drunk"
"Missed connection: She wanted classy and I thought she said gassy..."
"Why didn't the people in the movie Armageddon just hold up a big sheet of paper when the meteor was coming? Paper beats rock..."
"Turkey Is going to get served very soon"
"How to get a millionaire husband marry a billionaire man, then proceed to divorce him."
"Keep your friends close and your asthma inhaler closer."
"I like to paint pictures of WW2 bombers onto the sides of beautiful women."