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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend left me when I refused to go the gym with her. It's a shame our relationship didn't work out."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? Apparently he had Loco motives."

"What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!"

"With Easter coming up it has me wondering. Is the Easter bunny a shell for big egg?"

"Pssst, what's the answer to question number 5? umm, dude this is a voting booth."

"Why are they called hemorrhoids? Because asteroids was already taken."

"What is good on pizza, but not good on pussy? The cheese and crust."

"The only way that meal could have been more disappointing is if it were an M. Night Shyamalan film."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender"

"Why are my jokes strikingly similar to your sperm? They're killed almost instantly by assholes."