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Joke of the Day
"You know what's better than having roses on your piano? Having tulips on your organ!"
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"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.."
"The teacher asked Jimmy ""Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""
"If there's a pedicure, why are there still pedophiles?"
"100 ways to reach me: 1.) Text Me. 2.) Call Me. 2.) E-Mail. 3.) FB .... 98.) Homing Pigeon. 99.) Signal Flares. 100.) Voice Mail"
"Besides those glaring flaws that I choose to ignore, I don't know what's wrong with me."
"I only believe 12.5% of the Bible... which means that I'm an eightheist"
"That time in 1997 you found out Chris Rock & Chris Tucker are 2 different people & realized you're racist. #thatwasawkward"
"How do you send a dog to space? Laika boss."
"""is Pepsi ok?"" - my coke dealer, tryin to be funny"