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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ? Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?"

"I can't wait for MTV's next reality show about car wash employees that hold in farts until they're cleaning the inside of your car."

"An infinite number of mathematicians walks into a bar... The first order 1 beer, the second 2 beers, the third 3, and so on... The bartender doesn't pour anything and say ""Yall own me 1/12 of a beer"""

"Keep your friends close & your enemies, in your trunk. Unless you're crossing a border. Then don't do that."

"This man's dad was an atheist. Told me he was a god damned mother fucker."

"Everyone's making Mayan jokes Like there's no tomorrow!"

"What's the most awkward U.S state? O....Hi!.....o....."

"The toilet paper at work is rolled in improper underhand fashion. Should I call maintenance or hold it until I get home?"

"Why is hitler vegetarian Because he burnt all his meat!"

"I couldn't sleep last night so I decided to play on my drums. I also learnt that my neighbour has Tourette's."