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Joke of the Day
"Knock, Knock... Who's there? The Gestapo. Gestapo who? Ve ask ze questions, schwein."
Next Joke
"Just because I am an Italian American doesn't mean my family is in the mob.... It means we used to be."
"Guess who I bumped into at the opticians? Everybody"
"Did you hear that Grey Poupon is opening a university? It's called Poupon U"
"What letter never satisfies it's wife? The quick E"
"I just raced a Smart car. He barely beat me, but that's only cuz I stopped to tie my shoe."
"Why are pistachios called pistachios? More like ""these-are-hard-to-openios"""
"If a child molester and an illegal immigrant get in a fight... Is it Alien vs. Predator?"
"I hate finals week. Everyone gets testy."
"Who is the best Jewish cook? Hitler."