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Joke of the Day

"Me: Has anyone ever told you, you have the softest brown eyes? Her: No. Besides, my eyes are blue. Me: No wonder nobody's ever told you..."

"He doesn't know the meaning of fear... but then again, he doesn't know the meaning of MOST words."

"Did you know... Did you know that Stevie Wonder has been paying child support for kids he's never seen?"

"Apparently, when your boss asks you to get a cake for a coworker's 60th birthday, 'cake' is not code for 'stripper.' Live & learn, guys."

"What do you call a Nazi doctor that served in WWII and only took animal patients? A Veteran Aryan Veterinarian!"

"Dinner Table Son = Dad,can you pass the salt? Dad = I don't know,can you pass the semester?"

"I almost did this stupid thing at work where I think for myself."

"I've got my ion you, baby!"

"A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""Where'd ya get it?"" The parrot says, ""Africa."" (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)"

"Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise? He was looking for the Captain's log."