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Joke of the Day

"Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise? He was looking for the Captain's log."

"What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common? Both say Please insert Bill."

"How do you circumcise a whale? Send down four skin-divers"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles!"

"My son asked today: Why the dude's ear is blinking blue? Because he has a blue tooth in his ear..."

"Why are camels known as the ships of the desert? Because they're filled with Arab semen."

"There was an old man from Peru... whose limericks all end on line two."

"An example of men's inability to understand women - Me: I have Nothing To Wear!! Him: Awesome!"

"The punchline is ""because he was trying to make ends meat."" You make up the joke. Let's see what you got."

"If Groot played basketball He'd set the record for most tree pointers in a game."