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Joke of the Day
"I've got my ion you, baby!"
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"If someone makes you want to murder them, don't hesitate to do it. That moment you wait is the difference between 1st and 2nd degree murder."
"What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies? A Subway full of live ones."
"Did you hear about the guy addicted to eating salt? Don't worry, he was cured."
"Did you hear the dress at the center of the color debate is actually a type of ""sex dress?"" It's just a fucking dress."
"[NSFW] I like to wait outside hospitals Because I like my MILFs fresh."
"""Bros before hoes"" sounds like something a bro without a hoe would say."
"There's a man waiting on the bus Then the busdriver yells at him: get off the roof my bus!"
"In case you wondered, Fathers Day is to thank Dad for nailing your mother. Mothers Day is to thank Mom for not swallowing you"
"The sonogram of your baby looks awesome!* So clear!** And he looks happy!*** *Creepy **Is it a human? ***I think you're having a racoon"