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Joke of the Day
"My bucket list is just the words ""afford things"" written in orange crayon on a paper towel."
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"What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant? May I have Eurasian plate?"
"Dark humor is like food Some people just don't get it"
"What type of drugs do ducks use? What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine."
"""Let me get them digits."" - creepy accountant"
"Good, good, good, if it isn't that guy who isn't very well at grammar"
"Why is a pizza delivery guy like a gynecologist? They're allowed to smell it, but they get in trouble if they eat it. Teehee"
"How many lead trumpets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, he just holds the light bulb up, and the world revolves around him."
"Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station? It is a day to be tankful."
"What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in three trash cans."