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Joke of the Day
"I heard today is World Alzheimer's Day Sorry, I just forgot."
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"I like to intentionally barge into guys wearing camo and then look around bewildered like I have no idea what I just ran into."
"Eating clocks is probably the most time consuming thing you could ever do."
"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND EYEEEEE.........."
"When is it time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand."
"Jewish kid A Jewish kid walks up to his dad and asks, ""Dad can I have 15 dollars?"" And his dad says, ""TEN DOLLARS! What do you need five dollars for?"""
"What I say to someone who's being crabby: Clam down, I'm shore it'll be fine."
"What do you call Mariah Carey when she eats at a Indian restuarant? Mariah Curry"
"Did you know that Princess Di had really bad dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glovebox."
"What did the predators say before they went hunting? Let us prey first."