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Joke of the Day

"Probably the wurst (or the best) halloween joke i have heard yet What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines? A halloweener"

"10 bucks says Kanye signed the guest book at his own wedding."

"Today's average 5 yr old can't tie his own shoes & probably still shits his pants, but he'll solve your wireless network problem."

"A woman caught her bald husband trying to steal a wig. She looked at him and whispered ""Honey, what are you doing? We have toupee for that!"""

"Have you seen how expensive balloons are lately? Bloody inflation."

"How did the detective solve the case of the missing nun? Through the process of cross-examination."

"I asked a poor pirate why he had a seagull on his shoulder instead of a proper parrot. ""Arrrr...it were on sail.'"

"WHY DID YOUR MUM ASK FOR FOOD? Edward Macaroni fork"

"Two blondes are in geography class together... One asks the other ""Which is closer, London or the moon"" The other replies ""The moon, obviously, can you see London?"""

"Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking? Crimea River"