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Joke of the Day

"Jewish kid A Jewish kid walks up to his dad and asks, ""Dad can I have 15 dollars?"" And his dad says, ""TEN DOLLARS! What do you need five dollars for?"""

"What state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota"

"What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate."

"Mexican Education NSFW Why don't they teach sex education and driver's education on the same day in Mexico? Too tough on the donkeys."

"Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Girl: No-But why..? Boy: bcoz you have all the things I'm searching for....!"

"What do you call a blind member of the Third Reich? A ""notsee"" because they cannot see! I'll see myself out..."

"My roommate from California was homesick So I stole his water bottle to make him feel more at home."

"Everyone complains about immigration until they're searching the city for a decent taco."

"Three types of people... There are three types of people in this world. Those who are odd, and those who literally can't even."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? Nobody will pay money to watch a lentil."