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Joke of the Day
"Eating clocks is probably the most time consuming thing you could ever do."
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"Overheard in 2nd grade class today: ""Do your work! Santa's watching right now."" ""Yeah, my mom told me that ship has sailed for me long ago."""
"What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments? Whirled Peas"
"Doctor told my wife and I that our baby has an extra chromosome... What a downer."
"I want to know what love is. I want you to show me. No, not you. You. On the left. Other left. No. Jesus Christ, I'll do it myself."
"Hi I'm German... Did you really expect me to make a joke?"
"Carbon Dating. What Carbon does when its lonely."
"How did we even waste time before Twitter?"
"Why do proctologists like Facebook? It's another chance to look up old friends."
"[doorbell] ""Hi, do you have time to discuss the Bible?"" ""You have cookies?"" ""No, sir I-"" ""Come back when you have cookies."" *closes door*"